This gag gift is pretty much our favorite item in the store. Five silver stripes in black epaulet.
Designed to do your Captain a "one-up" to see if he notices, or maybe you're even brave enough to put them on when you're going on your next airline flight. You never know it might get you into the cockpit. Or try to wear them during an interview?!
Disclaimer: "Chicken Wings" does not take responsibility if the joke backfires. The timing is up to you. Use responsibly!